frogmunist:

(via waspstar)

cornsnoot:

humans really fuckin love squares huh

(via mojang-official)

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

surprisedentistry:

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

wait

(via strongwomenandstrongcoffee)

kaijuno:

(via hyrude)

ggots:

Your gender is valid but your beats are WACK

(via funkyness)

lesbx:

cat when I’m snuggling him: I’ve never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I’m busy doing something and can’t pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

(via smittenstrawberry)

musclemancer:

powerfrog:

musclemancer:

haters will see me and be beset by locusts

what about lovers?

still the locusts but in a fun way

(via parakeet)

striderepiphany:

Mrow

(via crying-to-the-ocean)

babybear:

longseasons:

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

(via crying-to-the-ocean)